comedy question of the day

Today’s question is another classic from Spiderzrule.com…

Q. Is it true that the noise you hear in the night is many spiders?
A. I haven’t heard this one before but my answer would be no, it’s not.

Thank you Spiderzrule.

comedy question of the day…

today’s question is brought to you by Spiderzrule.com….

Q. I have been told that when spiders are born they are blown up to space and then come back down to earth.
A. No, they don’t go into space

I feel I should confess I found this question when investigating whether spiders poo. The answer is yes, they do. But they don’t wee. Thank you Spiderzrule.